Contains Metal Parts T-Shirt – Funny Get Well Gift After Surgery (Black)
Contains Metal Parts T-Shirt – Funny Get Well Gift After Surgery (Black)
Not sure of your size? Email hello@stepintostability.com before you order and I'll send you the exact measurements.
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- 14-day returnsUnworn, change of mind
- Arrives wrong?Replaced or refunded
- A real personI read every email
Printed to order for you. Printful prints it, usually within 2 to 5 working days, then posts it with tracking. The delivery cost and date are shown at checkout before you pay.
If it arrives wrong, misprinted or damaged, email me a photo and I'll put it right. One person reads every email.
Contains Metal Parts. This way up. Handle with care. Repaired.
Designed by me in the UK. Printed to order for you by Printful. If it arrives wrong I'll put it right, and you can return it within 14 days. I read every email myself.
For anyone who's been taken apart and put back together. A new hip or knee. Plates and screws in an ankle, wrist or leg. Pins, rods, a spinal fusion. If you've ever set off the airport scanner and had to explain, this one's yours.
After my own surgery it was easier to make a joke of it than explain it every time. Freight-crate stencil lettering with a red inspection stamp, printed on the front.
Why people wear it
- Because it saves explaining. Airport, physio, the pub. The shirt does it for you.
- Because the humour helps. The people who've had the work done laugh first.
- As a get well gift. For someone just home from hospital, or a year on and still setting off scanners.
Who made it
I'm Jason. I worked for years on fractured vertebrae nobody had found, then had an L4/L5 fusion in 2024. I contain metal parts. My story.
Prefer a lighter shirt? Natural and White are here.
The shirt
- Bella+Canvas 3001, the soft unisex T-shirt most good brands use
- Black Heather: soft cotton and polyester blend, 142 g/m², lightweight and pre-shrunk
- True to size, unisex fit, XS to 5XL. Size guide below
- Stencil print on the front
- Printed to order for you by Printful, usually 2 to 5 working days, then posted with tracking. Your delivery date is shown at checkout before you pay
- Wash inside out, cool, and the print lasts
Size guide
Measured flat. Width is armpit to armpit, length is shoulder to hem. Compare with a T-shirt you already like.
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (cm) | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81 |
| Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 | 89 |
| Width (in) | 16.5 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length (in) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
My promise
If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email hello@stepintostability.com with a photo and I'll replace it or refund you, no return needed. Changed your mind? Send it back unworn within 14 days. One person reads every email, and it's me.
Product safety
For adults. EU warranty: 2 years. Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US.
In line with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Step Into Stability makes sure all products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For product safety questions, contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com, or write to us at 2 Old School Lane, Huddersfield, HD5 8HQ, United Kingdom, or to Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.